Front Message:
"All-Natural Self Pity - Homegrown Hardship"
Back Message:
"Something Smells Ripe!” ~ Oh yeah. It's just our sincere lack of economic advancement. Don't worry, we'll make it through just like before. Crushed or not, our hopes and dreams deserve a second chance. And you know what they say: when life gives you tomatoes, make ketchup. Who doesn't like ketchup?"
Smells like we're broke (with notes of vine ripened tomato).
- 16oz Soy Wax Blend Candle in a fancy paint can with retro-style label.
- Label on lid is actually a gift tag; so you don't have to buy a card to go with your candle. You're welcome.
- Features a handmade wooden wick for an all-natural and even burn.
- Approximately 70 hours of burn time.
